When Keith rang his contact in the Witness Protection Programme and told him he needed a hobby to get out more, his contact was not a happy man. They argued a while before the contact put down the phone still muttering obscenities under his breath.
The guy finally calls Keith back a few weeks later, all excited. ”I’ve got it!” he said ”There’s a Steely Dan tribute band looking for a keyboard player – it’s perfect – no one will go and see that!”
Well, Keith has said that he was initially dubious, but was won over when told he could sit down all night..